THERE IS NO BULL SHIT HERE
‘COS I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
A lot of photographers like to mention how they blend in and won’t be noticed, well… I’m kinda the opposite (In a good way!)
I’m going to be there with you all day, so we can have some laughs, your family and friends will love me and your guests will be totally comfortable and not worried about having a camera shoved in their face!
Yeah I’ll get those gorgeous pictures, with the sexy lighting and the “Oh my god you look amazing” moments.”
What I’ll really capture though is the day as it happened. I’ll get the real laughs, the crying at speeches and the drunken dancers.
I’m all about those natural pictures. The ones where your family and friends are laughing and having a good time, with one or two pictures thrown in that will blow everyones minds.
‘COS EVERYONE LOVES THAT, RIGHT!?
YOU’VE GOT THE LOVE…
“DAZ, WE ARE SO PLEASED WE FOUND YOU TO BE OUR WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER.
YOUR PERSONALITY IS INFECTIOUS. YOU MADE EVERY SINGLE PERSON FEEL AT EASE AROUND THE CAMERA, AND IT HONESTLY FELT LIKE WE JUST HAD ONE OF OUR MATES CAPTURING THE DAY (WE ACUTALLY GOT ASKED IF YOU WERE ONE OF OUR FRIENDS)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING A PART OF OUR DAY. THE PICTURES ARE AMAZING AND WE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER”
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE…
I OFFER FULL DAY COVERAGE FROM YOU IN YOUR PANTS*, TO YOU AT A PARTY. PLUS THE CHEESY CHIPS AND GARLIC SAUCE AFTERWARDS.
*I WONT ACTUALLY PHOTOGRAPH YOU IN YOUR PANTS, IT JUST SOUNDED FUNNY
BRUCEY BONUS – THERE IS NO CHARGE FOR TRAVEL IN MAINLAND UK
EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN MY BEAUTIFUL BROCHURE, JUST WRITE ME A MESSAGE AND DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT.
MY PRICING STARTS AT £1000 FOR 5 HOUR COVERAGE
FULL DAY COVERAGE STARTS AT £1645.
“LEVEL UP” OPTIONS SUCH AS SECOND PHOTOGRAPHERS, ALBUMS AND PERI PERI SALT ARE AVAILABLE.
MESSAGE YOUR FAVOURITE GINGER.
